Plain burger: hold the virus pickles, they don't exist

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Shh. Shh. Stop saying the virus doesn't exist.



ONE: Let's not get distracted by the virus question. We have to focus on knocking down the vaccine mandate.

My Reply: Can you walk down the street, carry a bag of potatoes, and look at messages on your cell phone? Newsflash: people have been known to do several things at the same time.

TWO: If we bring up the virus question, people will call us crazy and have a reason to ignore our criticism of the vaccine.

My Reply: "People" already say we're crazy. They have 345 "reasons" on file.

THREE: If we say the virus doesn't exist, "our base" will desert us.

My Reply: "Our base" is so outraged about the ineffective and hugely destructive vaccine, and about the mandates, NOTHING will deter them from attacking the vaccine.

FOUR: It's well established that the virus exists.

My Reply: Yes, established by the same scientists who say the vaccine is remarkably safe and effective.

FIVE: Doctor A says the virus exists. As evidence, he cites Doctor B's statements. Doctor B says the virus exists. He cites Doctor C's statements. Doctor C says the virus exists. He cites Doctor A.

My Reply: Go back to school. I suggest starting at the 4th grade.

SIX: It doesn't really matter whether the virus exists.

My Reply: If the virus doesn't exist, the pandemic is a hoax. If the pandemic is a hoax…trace all the implications. If you can't, go back to school. I suggest starting at the second grade. If the school won't let you in, tell them you identify as a six-year old.

SEVEN: If I say the virus doesn't exist, my family will disown me.

My Reply: I see. Other than the virus question-you're on very good terms with your family, right? Who are you trying to kid?

Speaking of kid, here's another dialogue for your edification-

ME: Hey kid, aren't you fed up with all this COVID crap?

KID: Listen, Grandpa, I'm been fed up with crap since I was born.

ME: Including Biden now?

KID: The brain-damaged guy in the White House?

ME: What about Trump?

KID: The guy who keeps pushing the killshot? Pfizer paid him a million bucks to stage his inauguration.

ME: Do you wear a mask?

KID: I wore one once, at the DMV, when I applied for my driver's license. The witch behind the counter told me I had to put that germicide goo on my hands. So I did. I wiped my hands on the counter. She called security. I don't drive. I take the bus.

ME: What about the vaccine?

KID: Let me put it this way. My cell phone says I took the shot.

ME: Did you get depressed during the lockdowns?

KID: No. I made money fixing old people's computers. When I went to their houses, I wore a military uniform. Nobody bothered me.

ME: Are you woke?

KID: You mean do I think everything move I make is motivated by systemic racism? That crap is for my friends whose parents give them money. They all moved away. Their parents took them to Florida.

ME: What about the virus?

KID: What about it?

ME: Do you think it exists?

KID: The people who say it does-I don't listen to anything they say.

ME: Why not?

KID: If you can't figure that out, Grandpa, you're older than you look.

ME: Are there a lot of kids like you?

KID: Millions.

ME: Do they listen to the government?

KID: You mean the mafia. We don't pay protection money to anybody.

ME: Do these millions of kids take the vaccine?

KID: It's always a tip-off when somebody says, "Hey, it's free." We're not that stupid.

ME: Have you ever voted in an election?

KID: Once, when I ran for student body treasurer in high school. I ran because the treasurer handles student funds. I voted for myself 27 times.

ME: Did you win?

KID: I came in third. The kid who won was the son of the assistant principal. Very quietly, that old codger was trying to get us to join his secret transgender club. We told him we already had the sex change, he just couldn't spot it. We also told him the local pedophile priest, Father Joseph, was opposed to transgenderism on moral grounds. We suggested he should turn Father Joseph into the authorities for the hate crime of opposing transgenders.

I now return you to your regular scheduled programming, sponsored by Moderna, the company that cares about you. The company that had never brought a single product of any kind to market, before the RNA genetic shot. The company that spawned several billionaires overnight. The company championed by little Anthony Fauci, serving his last term as de facto president of the United States.

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    Greg Ellis Mon, 31 Jan 2022 21:05:46 +0000

    Very interesting. However, the conclusion – which makes a lot of sense – is not that the virus doesn't exist, only that the orthodox claims about transmissibiliity are not supported by evidence. The conclusion points to an hypothesis that viruses/germs/microbes of all sorts are pervasive and when certain environmental conditions change, some people get sick and others don't. We would obviously conclude some have better immunity than others. OK so, the orthodox view about transmissibilty is a croc but I'm not sure this changes my view about Covid just being the flu by another name. People used to regularly get sick because of the flu because changes in environmental factors caused 'excitation' (or whatever) of a virus in people with poor immunity. Two years ago they stopped calling this annual phenomenon the flu and called it Covid instead. Using fear about the false doctrine of transmissibilty they destroyed our lives.

    Greg Ellis Mon, 31 Jan 2022 20:35:40 +0000

    Thanks for the links. Will look into it. My existing prejudice tells me, however, that even if it is not a virus, the flu is an epiphenomena of something which affects a lot of people at the same time. I will see if these links disabuse me of that perception. Cheers.

    Riaan Sat, 29 Jan 2022 04:35:39 +0000

    The idea is good, but not strong enough. We must insist that the people who make, promote, developed, sponsored and distributed this vaccine, should be injected with it. They should be given a choice of any vaccine that is given to the people. Further they could choose of different batches, but there should not be batch numbers visible.

    Tobi Fri, 28 Jan 2022 21:31:47 +0000

    345 reasons or more.. crazy galore.. Excellent writing

    Besides.. there's that waking the dragon scare
    or so the wake dragon tells me
    while it's picking off the sleepers
    puzzled I repeat it
    does anybody hear me?
    does anybody see it?

    No nothing there is what they tell me
    but shut up don't you get it
    what to get? what doesn't exist
    oh what the shit
    really that's how it is
    what doesn't exist is the most dangerous now
    my fears must have gotten me turned upside down
    yes yes.. why don't I just play the clown
    easier to cope if it comes with a laugh

    Elena Alvarado Marcos Fri, 28 Jan 2022 19:43:26 +0000

    If you do not eradicate lies at their roots, then lies will keep growing back forever, no matter how often you trim them.

    The root lie is that there is a virus and a "pandemic."

    All Covid lies depend on this fundamental lie.

    If you believe this core lie, then you cannot help but support all aspects of Covid mania, including vax mandates.

    We hear about "bioweapons" and "lab leaks" and ivermectin and whether masks work and so on. All this chatter is nourished by the root lie that there is a virus and a "pandemic."

    Remove this lie, and the entire house of cards collapses.

    Eric Belsey Fri, 28 Jan 2022 10:02:39 +0000

    As a person with a Masters in religion, with some University SCIENCE! before that, enough to see the utter corruption, I AGREE!

    Eric Belsey Fri, 28 Jan 2022 09:57:02 +0000

    Only those who have approached this hoax with their brains switched on SINCE THE BEGINNING OF IT. Jon has more than proven, since the beginning, he's happy to have a career of Internet journalism, based on this tiny group. THANK YOU JON!

    Eric Belsey Fri, 28 Jan 2022 09:37:52 +0000

    Thank you very much! Jon's article, and your response to the INEVITABLE, additional, fake "scientist" saying "tut, tut" are both very helpful to the few sane out here. And I can just hear that joker reading my comment and saying "fake? FAKE?!" And pounding the wall where his degrees are hanging. To which I say, yes those pieces of paper are PROOF you are intelligent and particularly OBEDIENT. I know,I happen to have a MASTERS myself.

    Ort Thu, 27 Jan 2022 19:21:56 +0000

    "Carrying on about it being total fabrication doesn't make sense to me."


    Your professional qualifications and experience initially boost your potential for credibility, but it's fatally undermined by this facile and frankly dumb conclusion.

    Jon, like the rest of the determined embattled minority of actual scientists, medical professionals, and independent journalists exposing the dubious and fraud-riddled history of virology, present extensive factual evidence, close analysis, and informed opinion to desconstruct the supposedly "settled science" of virology.

    The devil– or the absence of a proclaimed devil– is in the details. Your characterization of the detailed critique as "carrying on" reflects your obliviousness or indifference to the considerable published evidence supporting the "carrying on".

    You simply wave it all away because you claim to see a pattern or profile of novel and unique clinical symptoms since the so-called "COVID pandemic" was declared.

    It's like glancing at the cover of the encyclopedic Virus Mania sitting on a bookstore shelf, glancing at the Table of Contents (if that), and walking away with the dismissive thought that, given your work-related impressions, writing a big ol' book challenging the COVID Phantom Menace jes' don't make sense to you.

    Sorry but you might as well have simply posted your quoted conclusion, which at least is factual and honest.

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